• 09
  • Dec
The premier adult webmaster board, GoFuckYourself.com (sounds friendly, right?) throws a holiday party every year, and this year we are lucky enough to have it a Frassier’s Steakhouse in Scottsdale, AZ. What will it be like this year? We are off to a good start! Lucky me, I just happen to get here on time for a photo shoot as the GFY Santa takes pics of the hired models. What are these girls wearing? Paint. Yep, just paint.  The girls give the GFY salute for the camera.

The fun’s already started by the time I got there.  Lots of the best people in the industry are here.  Like Mark from CCBill and the one and only Steve Lightspeed, here with Jamie and Kat.  Looking around, I also spot Jerry from Intense Cash, and Greg from Tanner Media.  And one of my favorite people of all time, Mary is here, standing along side Santa’s helpers.
Who else is here? Who else is happy when he’s got none other than Claudie Marie cuddling up next to him?  Yes, you can get lost in Claudia’s cleavage for at least an hour.  I asked Claudia to call my friend and biz partner Marvelous Mark, and leave him a voicemail telling him what a total douchebag he is for not being there.  He deserved it - he could’ve copped a feel too, but no.  Then I got to see my buddy Shawn and Jamie right outside the restaurant.  To my delight, Rich and Chrissy from WebmasterChecks.com are here also.
Now you know it’s an event - when JFK from FUBAR Webmasters is here to take photos and chronicle the event.  Here’s Dick from Chameloen Productions and Chris from Way 3 web hosting.  This very cute Thai-Chinese body painted bartender, Lilly, admires what she got.
These body painted GFY models are not professional bartenders, but they do make mixing drinks a lot more interesting.  The dark haired one on the left says she doesn’t really know the right way to mix a drink, so she just holds on to the metal cup, put a hand over the top, and jumps up and down.  So I order lots of cocktails from her, but don’t drink any of them.
Lilly reaches over the bar and plants one on Jamie.  For some reason, Shawn doesn’t seem to mind.  Come to think of it, Jamie doesn’t seem to mind.  Well, while these three get to know each other a little better, I’ll check out what’s happening at the other side of the bar.
Whatcha looking at, Mary?  Seems like Jill from CCBill and Mary are having a lively conversation.  Some of the other body painted models are hanging around the folks from CCBill as they spread the holiday cheer.  And finally, it wouldn’t be a proper Xmas party without a good Xmas goose.  Thanks again to GFY for holding its annual holiday party in our fair city.

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